{"id":460,"date":"2011-09-09T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-09T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kikis-list.com\/2011\/09\/09\/not-optimal\/"},"modified":"2011-09-09T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-09T18:00:00","slug":"not-optimal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/09\/not-optimal\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Optimal."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>So, things have not exactly been working in my favor lately. \u00a0It has seriously been raining for 500 days here in NoVa. \u00a0We have had major flooding, and a lot of the local schools are closed. \u00a0 E&#8217;s birthday party is tomorrow and here is the weather forecast:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-atBHDmHueuo\/TmpRTE1H78I\/AAAAAAAAEN0\/pbxejFhhrPw\/s1600\/photo.PNG\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-atBHDmHueuo\/TmpRTE1H78I\/AAAAAAAAEN0\/pbxejFhhrPw\/s1600\/photo.PNG\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Despite the rain cloud and accompanying thunderbolt in this forecast, there is only a 30% chance of rain tomorrow, which is 70% more optimistically dry that it has been in a week.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>A few weeks ago I ordered 100 guitar picks online (originally black) and they won&#8217;t be ready for another week. The company shipped me 100 picks in this white material at a 50% discount and overnighted them. \u00a0Mike was at the house today when they arrived and sent me this pic&#8230; They look a little blurry to me. \u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-1x7mo7wO7Ss\/TmpTOhEXKFI\/AAAAAAAAEN8\/0ioVMVj1MZo\/s1600\/Screen+shot+2011-09-09+at+1.55.48+PM.png\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-1x7mo7wO7Ss\/TmpTOhEXKFI\/AAAAAAAAEN8\/0ioVMVj1MZo\/s1600\/Screen+shot+2011-09-09+at+1.55.48+PM.png\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Did I mention that I couldn&#8217;t cancel the other order?&#8230; So I will have 200 guitar picks. \u00a0If you have a little guitar player, let me know!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lastly I spent an hour cutting and putting together these back stage passes for E to hand out to her guests as they arrive.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-rtHnHZByKMg\/TmpSsmR0a4I\/AAAAAAAAEN4\/r02jacnAcUY\/s1600\/Screen+shot+2011-09-09+at+1.51.57+PM.png\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-rtHnHZByKMg\/TmpSsmR0a4I\/AAAAAAAAEN4\/r02jacnAcUY\/s1600\/Screen+shot+2011-09-09+at+1.51.57+PM.png\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>See anything that is wrong? \u00a0The date at the top says September 10 (correct date) and the date at the bottom says 9\/1 (incorrect date.) \u00a0I know what you are thinking&#8211; nobody will notice (at least that&#8217;s what Mike tells me) but the perfectionist in me cannot let it go. \u00a0Back to the drawing board on that project. \u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>My darling husband always seems to keep me grounded in my neuroses. \u00a0As he would tell me &#8220;it&#8217;s just a party, and the most important thing is that we are all together and having fun&#8230;&#8221; and he is right! \u00a0So to all of you party people, bring your galoshes- this party will go on!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, things have not exactly been working in my favor lately. \u00a0It has seriously been raining for 500 days here in NoVa. \u00a0We have had major flooding, and a lot of the local schools are closed. \u00a0 E&#8217;s birthday party is tomorrow and here is the weather forecast: Despite the rain cloud and accompanying thunderbolt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,32,23,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-motherly-moment","category-family","category-kids","category-parties"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}