{"id":597,"date":"2011-03-30T06:37:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T10:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kikis-list.com\/2011\/03\/30\/such-is-my-life\/"},"modified":"2011-03-30T06:37:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T10:37:00","slug":"such-is-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kikis-list.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/30\/such-is-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Such Is My Life."},"content":{"rendered":"
For some reason, as luck would have it, whenever I get something new that I am really excited about, disaster strikes. \u00a0I get a new car, it gets scratched. I bought a new pair of earrings out in LA, they were stolen out of my luggage. The list of terrible, horrible, no good, very bad things goes on and on. \u00a0<\/div>\n
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This little baby was no exception.<\/div>\n
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A few months ago, I bought this rug<\/a> on Overstock.com for our foyer.<\/p>\n
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\u00a0I had a brilliant idea to have it monogrammed to spruce it up.<\/p>\n

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(Nobody’s fault, just coincidence) No more than 3 minutes after laying it down, Mike and our friend Dave wheeled an 800 lb. TV that we were getting rid of RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF MY RUG. \u00a0Argh! \u00a0I just about died. \u00a0Here are the results.<\/p>\n

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People tell me that the lines will “work themselves out.” \u00a0Does anybody have any suggestions?<\/div>\n
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